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OldDrummer55's avatar

“…may see coordinator Brian Flores spontaneously combust as if he were Spinal Tap’s latest drummer.” Your literary wit always makes me smile! Well done, Murph, well done. 😎

David Erickson's avatar

Brilliant, as usual, Brian.

David Johnson's avatar

Sounds like Jim Klobuchar reincarnated. For those of you too young to know or remember, that's a high compliment.

FootballJo's avatar

that's a classic: "chuckwagon in a blizzard"

FranTheMan's avatar

Loved the article. Great satire. Sounds like a perfect weekend

Bradley P's avatar

Gulf of Mexico sighting.

scampinaround's avatar

Great writeup, loved the humor. SKOL!